All our mates are playing Rebellion and selling out of merch!
We're too #punkrockmayhem for Rebellion, but we'd REALLY like some of your Blackpool pocket money so we can refresh our merch lines and pay for that full body wax that Willy 'Hairy Monkeyboy' Shango so desperately needs....
So we're knocking all our prices down by an arbitrary amount. For example, all t-shirts are now £5, to commemorate the fact that, on Sunday 5 August, for the first time ever, we're playing in Blackpool on Rebellion weekend.
We're not playing at Rebellion. The organisers aren't that stupid! But we are playing near Rebellion.
So that counts for something...right
We're ordering a short run of reprints of the original 2017 Unholy Messtival tee, featuring the amazing Mark Bell's brain-munching chimp design!
On sale at £8 to clear the last few in stock.
This tee was so popular last year that even the organisers don't have one - they accidentally sold theirs in the debauched mayhem of the final day of Messtival 2017!