Kringer and the Battle Katz
Founded in 2015 the soldiers of joy that are the Battle Katz united under the banner of "KRINGER AND THE BATTLE KATZ" to bring you meaty riffs, pounding beats, ear deafening screams, bowel shattering brass notes, and lung rupturing bass lines. For fans of Downset, Pantera, Eyehategod, Fu Manchu, Amen, Metallica, Rocket from the Crypt, Rage Against the Machine
Combining a mixture of Groove metal, Thrash Metal, Nu-Metal, Punk, Ska, Funk and whatever else they can, some call it Nu-Nu metal, some call it a load of old crap, but the Battle Katz call it PARTY METAL!
Since their inception in 2015 they have gone strength from strength. Playing all over the Northwest and venturing North to Scotland with plans to play all over the UK in 2017 and possibly Mainland Europe.
The Battle Katz released their self recorded, self produced, self released DIY epic of an E.P. at their own DIY EP release party - BATTLE-KON 1 THE THIRST CRUSADE.
As well as being a self reliant metal band Kringer and the Battle Katz wholly endorse the DIY ethic and arrange their own series of gigs under the banner of BATTLE-KON. A night that endorses bands with a little something different, something extraordinary or gut wrenching vomit inducing Metal and Punk.
The Battle Katz have no plans to stop but to wholly venture forward. Onwards and upwards. This 6 piece Party Metal outfit from Manchester UK are about to explode . . . .but hopefully not literally as that would be way too messy.
Lunatic Fringe - Battle Vox
Don Love - Battle Bone and Battle Vox
Manslug - Battle riffz and battle screamz
Iron Wrist - Battle Riffz and Battle Screamz
The Battlekath - Battlebass
Sgt Stiltz - Battle Beatz
Friends don't let friends watch THE PAPASHANGOS.
(If you don't want to read the whole message, this short Public Service Video should explain everything: https://youtu.be/aXLRE5s83pk )
Why? Where do I start...
They're noisy and uncouth. They make a racket and leave a mess. They're supposedly a #punkrockmayhem band, but they fill venues with balloons and other stage props, force audience members to wear ponchos and dance. They even serenade individual people in the crowd! Innocent people, who've strayed into the show by mistake!
Their original songs are terrible, like this:
And the few covers they perform are a travesty! I mean, Tom Jones would LITERALLY turn in his grave!
DO NOT go to their YouTube channel and subscribe. You'll only encourage them.
Also, I would recommend that you don't bother with them on Spotify:
So, be aware. If they contact you looking for anything, a firm 'No' is your best option.
Concerned Citizens Against The PapaShangos
P.S. If you need further information about how to avoid this awful band, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org